When it is raining and I have already put in over 60 hours of work during the week, it is very hard to get motivated to do anything. I have been sitting here at my computer, with no shirt (that would have required extra work), and I think I have looked at every possible article related to fantasy baseball I could find. If the internet could communicate back, I imagine it would send me to a site that said, "Get up and do something, you lazy sack of shit."
That just reminded me of a funny T-shirt I want to make for myself. On the front, it will have a cartoon picture of a person's head with one of those cartoon bubbles for thoughts above it. In the bubble will be a picture of a man holding a brown turd with a bow on it. Then on the back it will simply say, "This is you thinking I give a shit." Makes me laugh when I think about it.
Perhaps if I had that shirt, I'd be motivated to put it on.
If anyone else is interested in owning this shirt, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org, with the subject, 'Give a Shit Shirt.' If enough people are interested, I think I may take the idea to the people that make my work shirts. Not sure what it'll cost.