Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Jeopardy Knows Its Champions

I just turned on the TV while I was eating dinner and Jeopardy was on. After watching for a second, I saw that it was the "Tournament of Champions" and three dorky guys stood there answering questions. And what were the categories for these questions? Seriously...this is not a joke...this was honestly on TV...the real Jeopardy...not a SNL sketch:

"Star Wars, Star Trek or Harry Potter"
"Action Figures"
"Dinner for One"
"In Need of a Date"
"Still Living with 'Mom' and 'Dad'"
"You Have No Life"

There are just way too many jokes I could come up with here, that to print just one would be doing this set-up an injustice.


The J Man said...

OK, just one joke...I can't hold back.

Contestant: Just shoot me for $100, Alex.

Trebek: I'm afraid 'just shoot me' isn't a category. Please select a category.

Contestant: No, please, just shoot me. I'll give you $100. Just end this, please.

Anonymous said...

I'll take Ape Tit for $200


DOS said...

How about The Rapist for $400?