- The Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3 are taping in the Bahamas so I saw the midget pirate and the funny bearded old guy pirate just walking around and drinking
- I went fishing for the first time in my life and caught a baracuda
- I swam with Dolphins
- Amy was referred to as a "prejudice bitch" by an older black lady in the casino
- I continued to prove that a stingy Jew is a better haggler than any island inhabitant or Mexican
- If you think you have a drinking problem, hang out with Amy's co-workers and you'll realize what a drinking problem really is
- Amy punched me in the face twice last night
Check back soon, I'll give you the sorted details to go along with these headlines in the coming days.