Oh, the Stories I Could Tell...

Well, I just got back from my trip and let me just tell you that the next few posts are going to be stellar. I don't quite feel like writing up a full post right now, and alot of these stories will need to be posted separately, so here's the sneak previews:

• The Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3 are taping in the Bahamas so I saw the midget pirate and the funny bearded old guy pirate just walking around and drinking
• I went fishing for the first time in my life and caught a baracuda
• I swam with Dolphins
• Amy was referred to as a "prejudice bitch" by an older black lady in the casino
• I continued to prove that a stingy Jew is a better haggler than any island inhabitant or Mexican
• If you think you have a drinking problem, hang out with Amy's co-workers and you'll realize what a drinking problem really is
• Amy punched me in the face twice last night

Check back soon, I'll give you the sorted details to go along with these headlines in the coming days.